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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?
Because the Germans like to march in the shade.
I have a genuine French rifle for sale. It's never been fired, and only dropped once.
I have interest in joining the French army.
I even have my own white flag.
Where is the best place to hide money in a Frenchmans home?
Under the soap
What do you call four white people in a car? White Power
What do you call four black people in a car? Black Power
What do you call four mexicans in a car? Grand Theft Auto
Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in the United States.
Why are camels called ships of the desert?
They are full of Arab semen.
Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. on the same day in the arab world?
They don't want the camel to get worn out.
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