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On the Appearance of folks on Maury's Paternity Shows: If you swear that you have never, ever, ever, in your life, slept with anyone but Damone, and he turns out not to be your baby's father, then you Sleep Around Sally got it twisted
On Fashion: If you think it is ever acceptable to wear slippers outside of your front door, you've got it twisted
On Interior Design: If you think throwing a bed sheet over your old busted couch makes it look any better, you've got it twisted
On Personal Hygiene: If you think putting on deodorant and cologne (known as dry cleaning) is an acceptable replacement for bathing, you got it twisted
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