I saw that commercial last week and I was like OH NOOOOO.  I told my Honey about it and I couldn't believe it. 
I described the entire commercial to him.....at first I was like okay, they are stepping to At&T.  The flags on the wall and all....BUT THEN THE PADDLE?????????? 
 
  
  
 
I said what is the message here?  Step to call collect and if you don't you will get wood?  WTH???
Can someone enlighten me on this....DUDE???!!!!!
