Hey, I found the TKE song.
It's to the tune of the Gilligan's Island Theme...
A PiPhi and a TKE
Were walking I declare,
Down by the river,
Didn't know that I was there.
Well the TKE he was a flirtin',
And the PiPhi she was shy.
He asked her if he could,
and this was her reply.
"You can do it if you want to,
But you better do it right.
You better not do it
Like you did the other night.
Cause if you do I'm telling you,
I'll never let you do it anymore.
I really mean it....
I'LL NEVER LET YOU KISS ME ANYMORE!"
And I realized that I messed up on the last chorus of 'I'm a Pi'. It should read:
Now when we go up yonder, to that heavenly view,
St Pete will run to greet us, and say 'You'll surely do-
You've sisters more who've come before, I'll surely let you by,
You're a Pi-a-Pi-a-Pi-a-Pi-a-Pi Beta Phi!"
In PiPhi, ~T