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Um, you spelled castration wrong...
Basics I live by:
1) Wear the bunny outfit
2) Maxims are actually fine literature and are expected to be at his throne (bathroom)
3) DO NOT use the dude's rasor, whatever you do!!
4) If he leaves the seat up, eh....it's ok. Just ask for help when ya fall in
5) Do what ya want to him, whenever you want...casue dude, he is up for whatever..heheheh
6) Call him "daddy" LMAO
7) It's okay, it happens to all guys..LMAO
PSA...this was just a joke
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