LOL! omg that is priceless.....i so run on the "point system" with guys, so i fully appreciate that whole listing thing.
here are a few of mine:
THE PHONE
you call....0
you call when you say you will...+1
you call just because (unexpectedly)...+2
you don't call....-5
PLANNING
you initiate the date/going out festivities....+2
you cancel the date/going out festivities....-3
you make no plans, just do what you're told.....0, and possibly a -1
YOU F*CKED UP
you apologize.....0
you apologize and mean it....+1
you apologize to shut me up....-6
you apologize without knowing why....-10
you apologize without groveling and begging forgiveness and without making it up any way possible.....-50, and stfu
GIFT GIVING *for special occasions, only
you give me something you know i will like.....+5
you give me something that you already had (without sentimental value)....-5
you don't give me anything.....-10
you give me something that i would never have dreamed i would like and turn out to love.......+50, and do me
OTHER GIRLS
you say, "what other girls?!"....+10
you say, "what.....other...gir....were you talking?"....-55
OTHER GUYS *the jealousy factor here.....let's not even go THERE
you say, "i trust you".....+15
you say, "i trust you" then call 18 times in one night just to "say hi" (yeah right)....-20
you resort to petty jealousy tactics involving you and other girls.....omg, like, -a billion
you say, "i trust you, but i don't have to like it"....0 (yay for bein honest and not out of control)
yay for the points system! and it's kinda funny, too....you tell a guy "you're losing points"....and for some reason, they understand this is bad....and, if even for a moment, they tend to shape up. LOL