Oh no!! You all are awful... hehhehe
Of course, my silly friends and I indulged in the occassional prank phone call when we were in junior high school. One of my favorites was this one:
"Hello?"
"Yeah, hi, may I speak to Robyn Wall please?"
"I'm sorry, but there is no one here by that name"
"Oh. Is there a Stephen Wall there?"
"Sorry, nope"
"Amanda Wall?"
"No."
"Greg Wall."
"No."
"There are no walls at your house?"
"Noooo....."
"Then what's holding up the roof?!!"
hehehehe...we were stupid.
I also had a friend who did the most HEINOUS prank calls. He would call random numbers on the telephone and, if it was a male, would ask for a person with a common name like Michael. Without fail, he would get someone there with that name. Depending on how old the person sounded, he would start making up stuff as if he knew them. He would say that his name was John (who doesn't know someone named "John"?) and act like he went to high school with the "victim".
I remember one day he put it on speaker phone and a bunch of us listened in while he did this. The victim usually wants to be polite and tries to pretend that they know who it is. You can tell that they're really racking their brains to figure out who their "old high school buddy" is. Eventually the victim would start fishing around for things like "So...uhm...John, we had a great time in class together." And my friend would respond "Yeah, Coach was tough!" and the poor victim would think "Ohhh..we must have had PE together!"
This once instance I remember, the victim started filling him in on how his life went after high school, his wife, kids etc.... The victim then asked my friend about his kids and my friend started to flounder because he wasn't sure how old he was supposed to be. The man on the line got confused and then got suspicious. He finally got mad and my friend had to hang up.
I had no idea my friend did prank calls like this! I was so shocked that someone could carry on a conversation like that for so long! That's so awful! Funny....but awful!
.....Kelly