Don't You Hate It When. . .New Orleans Style
1. You see a woman breast feeding while walking down Bourbon Street.
2. You go to a club and a prego woman is there.
3. At said club, the DJ plays the same Missy song more than once.
4. At said club, aforementioned DJ walks around and talks to folks
5. At said club, DJ dances with girls.
6. At said club. women only do 2 dance moves: STICK and MOVE & DROP IT LIKE IT's HOT
7. You see women's thongs
8. You cannot tell if a woman is a woman until she goes into woman's bathroom.
9. WHEN OLD AZZZZZZZ MOFO @ ATL AIRPORT speaks rudely to you.
10. When same old azz mofo tries to remove you from your seat because THE AIRPORT made an error.