You do not have a daughter.
Cream, I don't think you're brown-eyed. You have mentioned your Irish heritage and red hair too much for me to believe that one.
Beta, you're right. I did not meet Mr. Munch at a mixer.
I actually couldn't pay him to come to one!
I have three more!
1. I was one of the first diagnosed cases of Norwalk at my school.
2. I almost got hit by a car driven by Danny DeVito.
3. I went to Seattle for the WTO protests.