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Yesterday was the stupidest morning of my life.
After working on a project until 4:30 AM, I get a lil sleep and go to Kinko's at 7. It's the only place in town you can print out files off a zip disk. Well I'm clicking away, and some box comes up that is like, lock printer/ shut down computer??? For some reason I click yes, even though I knew not to. Well the whole thing gets shut down and the only way you can unlock it is for someone from Corporate to call and give the password. Yeah I was there until 9 and nothing....this project is worth 40% of my grade and due at 10:30.
So I go speeding back to campus b/c I remember that their printing site got fixed. I stand in line for 20 minutes, sit down, and realize my disk is in my car. Give this lil girl I didn't know some change for a gumball while I'm on my way back to my car- maybe she'll have a better day than me, I think. Ummmm that was a great idea until I realize that now the meters empty and I have no change. Get the disk, print the shit out, put the paper in the printer wrong so it comes out backwards. Go back to the car, get more $$$ and of course there's a ticket on my car. Go back a 3rd time, a THIRD time people!!! and print it out correctly. Run to the bookstore to buy a binder. Realize I've left my keys at the printing place. Run back there, grab the keys, run to the car, drive to the lab to print out the report part (the first thing was a graphic design ad I did which was really cool) . There is a sign up that says fire hydrant inspection today, so I take the spot in front of a fire hydrant. I didn't even see it, seriously.
Inside the janitor is like, careful, floor's slippery......I turn around to thank him while I'm running and fall up the stairs. At this point I didn't even feel it, although now I have a lovely bruise on my elbow. Print everything out, turn it all in, come back outside, and a m***f***ing JET STREAM is assaulting my car. Let me add that b/c I'm the smartest person in the world, my window is partially down and my car is soaked inside. And, this is the best part, I have a ticket personally handed to me by Big Fat Ugly Fireman man for $25 b/c I was parked infront of a testing zone. OY.
To make myself feel better I go out and drink last night. I have only today to pack to move out and I just woke up.
If you ever feel like the dumbest person alive, just reread my story.
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