The SAE's at my school have two shirts that are out there:
1: "If you weren't there, than you weren't invited...Bid Day..."
2: (now this one is really iffy): "My girlfriend said that if I joined SAE she'd dump me... I'll miss the b***ch"
I'd be careful about using the b word if you wanna stay in one piece though (it didn't go over well here)
