A huge pimp slap goes to....
The uuugly man at WAlgreens last night who preceded to tell me when I was looking at the makeup in your store, that in your opinion, women shouldn't wear makeup! Who asked you, don't act offended when I tell you that your opnion doesn't matter to me? IMO you shouldn't have a ponytail(and he was black)

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Don't follow me around the store asking me if i need any help, not from you buster!

And, when I come in the next day do not continually speak and refer to me as your friend or I will report your arse to the manager!
Mississippi is going to kill me this summer, I think I'm losing my sweet belle image

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