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Meanwhile back at the meeting all hell done broke loose
Order, order, yells the sgt-at-arms over and over again. Finally everyone settles down and looks over at the two visiting sorors.
LadyGreek tries to explain: Sorors, we are sorry to spring this on you like this. But when we found out that Alice was down here perping as a soror, we just had to find a way to expose her in a way she couldn't lie her way out of.
You see Alice was my line sister and BigSisterShaft here was our Dean of Pledges. While we were on line, Alice commited a major betrayal of BSS and in the process broke one of our most sacred codes of honor. Consequently she was depledged and barred from becoming a member. When The411 told me that she had met Alice and Alice had told her when and where she supposedly was initiated, 411 knew that was my line. What Alice didn't realize was that 411 not only knew me, but was one of my mentees.
Having known Alice the way we did, BSS and I knew that we couldn't just call one of you and tell you the story--we had to come down in person. Otherwise, Alice would have just manipulated you all into thinking we were the ones who were crazy.
Sorors, we understand and thank you for letting us know what was going on, said the chapter vice president. We do know how manipulative Alice can be. That is how she became chapter president, but that is a whole another story. Funny though, she has been acting even more strange lately and we were about to start impeachment proceedings, so you have saved us the stress of going through that.
Okay sorors, let's end this meeting properly and continue to work through this situation as we enjoy our after-meeting social. And thank you to this month's hostesses for preparing such a wonderful feast. She bangs the gavel to signal the close of the official meeting.
As LadyGreek begins to join the social hour, BSS calls home.
Dang! she says to herself as the phone just rings. Where is my man? I told that big hands, big feets nukka I would call him tonight. Why isn't his butt at home?
When all this stuff started about Alice, BSS remembered the period of mistrust she and Doggy went through and how hard it was, but they finally worked through it. But now as she hangs up the phone those feelings start rushing to the surface again.
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BigSisterShaft and LadyGreek leave the meeting after socializing with their sorors. As they are walking to their car taking off them hideous wigs, they spot Alice walking to the building where the meeting is supposed to be held.
"Oh, she came back?" LadyGreek asked.
"She a bold one," Big Sister Shaft says reaching for her container of Vaseline, "let me go make sure she doesn't return."
Alice looks at the building and sees all of the Delta license plates and she immediately walks toward the building.
I have got to confront that perp once and for all. This ought to be interesting, Alice thinks to herself. Upon getting closer to the building, she recognizes Big SisterShaft and LadyGreek,
damn, I don't want to walk over there with them two in the mix. They always trying to perp bust and into starting hist. They probably still think I'm perping Delta. I am so over that. Besides, I've found the sorority that was right for me anyway. But hey, I've got to be the bigger woman in this, and I'm proud of what I am. Besides, I'm here to expose my sister, not to bring up the past of the good big hands, big feet man I passed up.
Alice walks towards the ladies and her pin shines brightly on her left breast. She notices LadyGreek and Big SisterShaft walking towards her and she smiles.