completely off-topic, but on the oreo theme....
so, how about one of my sisters sat down on the couch at the house and started eating some oreos straight from the bag...she kept biting into ones without the filling, and was like, "wtf".....then, at a sisterhood retreat....we were playin a game to tell everyone something about ourselves that no one else knew.....throw a piece of paper with the info on it, then we have to guess who it is.....
OK, so, the chick who had previously eaten the empty oreos pulled a piece of paper that read, "i once ate all the filling off oreos at the house and put them back in the bag"--she got about 1/2 way through this statement b/c her voice changed to an, um, IRATE tone

, and then you see the sister who did it start crawling so fast on the floor trying to get away from her! it was priceless.....
ok, /hijack