I want to pimp slap a bunch of people tonight...this is going to be therapeutic.
I want to pimp slap the drunk man who is sitting out there with his shoes off and his feet propped up on the chair, talking 'bout he caught the ambulance here because he "wants to stop drinking". WTF?
I want to pimp slap my 'counterparts' in the back for sending another drunk man out here, then on his chart it has the nerve to read "suicidal and homicidal tendencies/ideations". WTH? So he has homicidal tendencies so ya'll just send him out here with me? You know he's going to be pissed off for having to come out to the lobby when he took the ambulance here.
I want to pimp slap ANYONE and EVERYONE who takes the ambulance to the hospital for something non-urgent like "I want to stop drinking" when people actually need one, it takes forever!
I want to pimp slap people who see I am with a patient and come up and stand right behind them, and when I tell them to have a seat and I will be with them, they say..."Well I just have a question". "Well dumbass, I just have a patient...sit yo arse down!"
I want to pimp slap this raggedy girl who gets back in the back and then calls her boyfriend (who's out in the lobby), on her cell phone and is talking to him. WTF? Beyotch you ain't sick!
I want to pimp slap the drunk barefoot man for coming up here saying my hair looks good, and expecting me to give him some play...and why the hell is it that lately the only compliments I am getting are from drunks/crackheads...
I want to pimp slap the lady in payroll who got salty with me about giving me my check, she's like..."Well I don't understand why we just couldn't mail it to you, we are really busy at this office. How about next time we just do that, it would be easier on 'all parties involved'." NO....How about next time you get my mickey-frickey check right and then you won't have to see my black arse...how about that? Stankin' *****************
Hmm, I think that's all, that's about 3 days worth of pimp slaps...I feel much better!