[ladygreek]

Originally posted by ladygreek
It was time. LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft stood up and pulled off their wigs.
Excuse us sorors, we don't mean to interrupt your meeting but there is something we think you should know.

Everyone gets quiet and looks at the visiting sorors, then look at The411 who just shrugs, and then looks up at Alice/Ann to see if she is going to rule them out of order.

Alice/Ann just stands there with no reaction.

Damn, why isn't she reacting to seeing us here? BSS whispers to LG.

I don't know, but this is very strange LG whispers back. but let's keep going.

Sorors, we are here to let you know that you have been duped by a perp--yes, that is right, Alice here is a perp and we can prove it

A collective gasp goes up as The411 attaches the cell phone to her boom box and LG makes the call the the national executive director.

Vgcdelta speaking, how may I help you? her voice vibrating though the room.

Hi Vgcdelta, this is LadyGreek calling just as we discussed.

Hi LadyGreek, yes, I looked up the name you gave me--both her maiden name and her current name and we have never initiated anybody by the name of Alice DuBois or Chaucey. Whoever are whatever she is, she is NOT a Delta.

Thank you Vgcdelta. I'll let you get back to planning the regional conferences. Take care and I'll see you in Detroit.

Your welcome, LadyGreek. See you soon.

The room erupts in pandemonium.

Order, Order screams the Sgt.-at-Arms, but to no avail. As everyone rushes up to the front of the room, Alice/Ann runs out a side door into a waiting car.

Let's get the hell outta here. I had a feeling something was going to go down tonight. I'm glad I had you wait here for me.

No problem, boo laughs dardenr, as he starts the car and peels off, burning rubber.

Okay you're safe now. What happened in there?asks Dardenr

Hell if I know, replies Ann. All of a sudden these two b*tches get up and turn on a boombox and instead of music coming out there's this voice of some woman saying that there ain't never been no Delta by the name of Alice DuBois. I was like WTF!!!! Then next thang I know all these hoes start coming at me and that's when I ran out here. Dayum I wonder what kind a isht that f**kin twin of mines done got herself into. I'm sure gonna find out when we get back to the place.

Meanwhile back at the meeting all hell done broke loose

Order, order, yells the sgt-at-arms over and over again. Finally everyone settles down and looks over at the two visiting sorors.

LadyGreek tries to explain: Sorors, we are sorry to spring this on you like this. But when we found out that Alice was down here perping as a soror, we just had to find a way to expose her in a way she couldn't lie her way out of.

You see Alice was my line sister and BigSisterShaft here was our Dean of Pledges. While we were on line, Alice commited a major betrayal of BSS and in the process broke one of our most sacred codes of honor. Consequently she was depledged and barred from becoming a member. When The411 told me that she had met Alice and Alice had told her when and where she supposedly was initiated, 411 knew that was my line. What Alice didn't realize was that 411 not only knew me, but was one of my mentees.

Having known Alice the way we did, BSS and I knew that we couldn't just call one of you and tell you the story--we had to come down in person. Otherwise, Alice would have just manipulated you all into thinking we were the ones who were crazy.

Sorors, we understand and thank you for letting us know what was going on, said the chapter vice president. We do know how manipulative Alice can be. That is how she became chapter president, but that is a whole another story. Funny though, she has been acting even more strange lately and we were about to start impeachment proceedings, so you have saved us the stress of going through that.

Okay sorors, let's end this meeting properly and continue to work through this situation as we enjoy our after-meeting social. And thank you to this month's hostesses for preparing such a wonderful feast. She bangs the gavel to signal the close of the official meeting.

As LadyGreek begins to join the social hour, BSS calls home.

Dang! she says to herself as the phone just rings. Where is my man? I told that big hands, big feets nukka I would call him tonight. Why isn't his butt at home?

When all this stuff started about Alice, BSS remembered the period of mistrust she and Doggy went through and how hard it was, but they finally worked through it. But now as she hangs up the phone those feelings start rushing to the surface again.