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Originally posted by Arya
And of course, I tried to start a fight with a phone poll once because it look at me weird. (Long story)
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LOL!!! One time I was at a New Year's party and watched a drunk get in a fight with a Christmas tree. We were all standing around in a circle and talking. He is like, looking over my shoulder and glaring, like something was pissing him off.
He goes, "Scuse me, ladies..."
RUNS up to the tree with like, fists flailing and yells "You like that, bitch? You wanna stare me down??
Um yeah. It was really funny b/c HE's the one that got all scratched up.