[moe.ron]

I had a 5 minutes debate with a fire hydrant once. Then went decided that I didn't want to go home and tried to get the mail box to take me home. That didn't work, so me and this girl walked back to the house and the whole time we had an argument about walking.

me: "we are waking too slow."
The Girl: "you mean walking too slow."
me: "yes, waking too slow"
the girl: "you said we are waking too slow."
me: "no i didn't, I said waking, not waking."
the girl: "Scudz, you are useless"
me: "well, so are you cause you wake too slow"

And of course, I tried to start a fight with a phone poll once because it look at me weird. (Long story)