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My father
I was gonna go to bed, but I have to tell y'all about my crazy Daddy who is ridiculous when it comes to this. Two things he did that I still can't believe:
1. He claimed we were taking care of a sick "Uncle Grady" in another state to get a tax break. Y'all, we ain't got no Uncle Grady. ROTFL!!! He was audited not long after and had to pay Uncle Sam back for Uncle Grady.
2. A long time ago (I guess before most ATMs had cameras), my Daddy went IN the bank and withdrew money from his account THEN went outside (before the teller could process the withdrawal) and withdrew the same amount from the ATM. He got a letter in the mail a week or so later about it and had to put money back but he said he only did it cuz he needed money and it 'bought him some time'
Crazy, y'all, my Daddy is crazy
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