[ladygreek]

It was time. LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft stood up and pulled off their wigs.
Excuse us sorors, we don't mean to interrupt your meeting but there is something we think you should know.

Everyone gets quiet and looks at the visiting sorors, then look at The411 who just shrugs, and then looks up at Alice/Ann to see if she is going to rule them out of order.

Alice/Ann just stands there with no reaction.

Damn, why isn't she reacting to seeing us here? BSS whispers to LG.

I don't know, but this is very strange LG whispers back. but let's keep going.

Sorors, we are here to let you know that you have been duped by a perp--yes, that is right, Alice here is a perp and we can prove it

A collective gasp goes up as The411 attaches the cell phone to her boom box and LG makes the call the the national executive director.

Vgcdelta speaking, how may I help you? her voice vibrating though the room.

Hi Vgcdelta, this is LadyGreek calling just as we discussed.

Hi LadyGreek, yes, I looked up the name you gave me--both her maiden name and her current name and we have never initiated anybody by the name of Alice DuBois or Chaucey. Whoever are whatever she is, she is NOT a Delta.

Thank you Vgcdelta. I'll let you get back to planning the regional conferences. Take care and I'll see you in Detroit.

Your welcome, LadyGreek. See you soon.

The room erupts in pandemonium.

Order, Order screams the Sgt.-at-Arms, but to no avail. As everyone rushes up to the front of the room, Alice/Ann runs out a side door into a waiting car.

Let's get the hell outta here. I had a feeling something was going to go down tonight. I'm glad I had you wait here for me.

No problem, boo laughs dardenr, as he starts the car and peels off, burning rubber.