[Miss. Mocha]

As Miss. Mocha is thinking her private thoughts, her cell phone from the hospital begins to ring.


"Shoot, don't tell me they got an assignment for me back at work already. The dang Viagra Unit only been burned down for a day or two. Shoot! Hello?"

"Mocha, this is ClassyLady, your supervisor. We need you to come in to the Urinary Tract Infection Lab asap. There's some type of ball happening tonight and we're short staffed. Get here as soon as possible."

"I'll be there."

Miss. Mocha leaves the party , and quickly makes her way to her black Avalanche. She spies the 22s it's sitting on, and makes sure that nobody has scaped her rims. She jumps in , and heads off to what's left of GC General Hospital.


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"Mocha, I'm glad you're here." ClassyLady tells her. "Something strange is going on."

"Really?" Mocha asked.

"Yes, look at these slides under the microscope. If my findings are correct, over 80% of women in GC have Urinary Tract Infections."

Miss. Mocha's mouth drops. "What do you mean? How can that be?"

Classylady takes off her glasses. "Something in GC is giving the women of this community UTIs faster than any other county in the state. Any other community in the US, for that matter."

"What could it be?" Miss. Mocha pauses. "Do you think it could be ...nuclear warfare?"

Classylady chuckles. "It could be that, or maybe it's a nasty man running around with nasty women."

Miss. Mocha stands back. She's afraind of the look on Classylady's face. She's speaking from experience.

"Oh, I'm back now." ClassyLady says, regaining her composure. "Or it could be a chemical, coming into the GC water supply from that landfill on top of the mountain. It could be anything."

"What are we gonna do, ClassyLady. It's not right for the women of GC to have to suffer from painful UTIs. What are we gonna do?" Miss. Mocha asked excitedly.

"Calm down, Mocha. I'll figure something out." ClassyLady rubs her hand across her chin. "I'll get to the bottom of this."