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Originally posted by librasoul22
Gyrl7 and Librasoul head into the Pyramids with their masks up. As they walk through the front door, they are almost knocked down by Prayerfull and Rainman.
Gyrl7: "DAYUM! WATCH WHERE THE FU--Oh snap! Was that prayerfull and rainman?"
Librasoul: "Looked like it! I don't know though it mighta been Warren Sapp and Derrick Brooks the way they are barrelling through here."
Librasoul sees Ideal08 and Steeltrap.
Librasoul: "Hey there ladies! How are ya-"
Ideal08: "Libra, what's up, girl. Not time to chat, urgent matters to attend to."
Ideal08 and Steeltrap hurry off after Prayerfull and Rainman.
Librasoul: "Well wtf is going on here? Everyone is acting weird as hail."
Gyrl7: "I dunno, but there must be something major going down over there if everyone is running. I can't miss it!"
Gyrl7 turns and hurries off after everyone so she can see what's going on.
Librasoul pauses for a minute then realizes this will be the perfect opportunity to find Fee Fee. She scans the room and sees Fee Fee and Determined1 chatting by the or-durbs ( ). Librasoul goes over to the table.
Librasoul: "What's the deal y'all?"
Determined1: "Nothing girl, what's up? You just missed some Deee-rama. Rain Man got shot down and Kelli engaged Bobby Earl instead."
Librasoul: "For REAL?? DAYUM! Ahh, to be fashionably late! So anyways, what's up Fee Fee?"
Fee Fee: "Nothing much. This party is the FIRE. Too bad Rain Man got BURNED."
Librasoul: " Um...yeah. Speaking of fires and burning..."
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Gyrl7: HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Rollin down da skreet, smokin One One Two sippin on Cafe Latte's........BURNT UP, with my mind on nothin and nothing on my mind! Libra chal this porty is off the hindges. Umm did you find out anything about the FIRE!
Libra: Just chill, im still working my majic Fee Fee is about to tell me the everything..........
Gyrl7: How Kelli gone be engaged to Bobby Earl, aint he DEAF??? What she gone SIGN her way through the honeymoon...Ha Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Whew chal!
These people gettin on my nerves so bad, they gone make me go to a Billy Graham crusade fo'real!
Libra: Gyrl please, you're........
Gyrl7: So what im to'up.........this a porty aint it. Oh, so what im BARASSING YOU NOW??? HUHN IM BARASSING YOU??? I KNOW HOW TO HOLE MY LIKKA............ABDUL TAUGHT ME HOW TO HOLE MY LIKKA(check out the movie Claudine, for those under 30).
Libra: I know you can hold your liquor, but im just afraid of what you might do next.
Gyrl7: Chal I aint gone hurt NOBOTTY, but somebotty betta close the bar...............Uh, uh, uh, uh Oh..........