PS 1.
A pimp slap to the melanin-challenged heifer in the elevator this afternoon.

I get on the elevator the melanin-challenged lady makes the comment that my hair looks very pretty. I say thank you and figure that's the end of it. Ok, why did she then proceed to reach out and grab my hair and started touching/rubbing it ! I look at her like she has lost her mind!. She then says how she has a biracial daughter and she has hair like this too. Umm, ok, number one - why are you touching my ish? I don't know you from Adam!! Number two - are you checking to see if my hair is real? Why is that YOUR business anyway? I just washed my hair last night and now thanks to her, i've got to do it again this evening. Ol' heifer!
PS 2.
To ABC ( I think) for showing Phat Beach last night on TV.
PS 3. Add another pimp slap for me. My dumb arse sat up and watched it!