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Originally posted by ladygreek
LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft get off the plane and walk to the baggage carousel. They hear a quiet, discreet, but nonetheless distinct oo-oop. The 411 rushes over and she and Ladygreek embrace in a Delta hug.
411 it is so good to see you. It's been too long, but it looks like Jamaica has been good to you. This is BigSisterShaft. BSS, this is my mentee The 411.
Hey soror, nice to meet you. Now give me a hug, you know how we Deltas do it.
As they wait for their bags to arrive, LG and BSS fill 411 in on their plan.
Basically we are going to walk into the middle of the meeting. I have arranged for our executive director to be on standby. I am going to call her from my cell and have her tell the Vive President what she told us--there is not now and never has been an Alice DuBois or Alice Chaucey on our membership roll. Then we are going to sit back and see what happens.
You know what LG, I can do even better than that. says 411 I have an attachment to my boom box for a cell phone. We'll hook the phone up to the speakers and have it broadcast for everyone to hear.
My, my, my, I can see why LG calls you her mentee. You have learned well laughs BSS.
It's just that I can't wait to put her on blast exclaims 411 she has been acting really strange ever since she was elected president of the chapter six months ago.
I mean during the initiation last week, she acted as if she had no idea what she was doing, and at the neophyte that night she had no gifts for the new members, not even for her special.
It's as if she has morphed into another person. I mean I know she's a perp and all, but at least before she seemed credible. Now it's like she is totally clueless about everything except wearing 'nalia and throwing up the sign. Even her oo-oop sounds funny.
Well don't worry Sweetie. After tomorrow night her reign as a Delta will be over. Now take us to this fabulous house of yours so we can unpack and freshen up and then I am taking us all out to dinner.
But even as LG says this, she is starting to get an uneasy feeling that there is more to this than they bargained for.
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LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft get ready for the meeting. The plan is to not be immediately recognized by Alice, but LadyGreek's dreadlocks and BigSisterShaft's short curly fade would be dead giveaways. So as LG slips on red bobbed wig and BSS dons blond braids, they can't help but laugh at themselves in the mirror. The 411 walks in the room and cthu.
Lawd, I'm not going to say what the two of you look like, but just be sure you have your Delta IDs out when you past the front table, otherwise the sorors will never believe you are Deltas.
Don't worry smiles BSS
we will carry ourselves with the proper decorum befitting a member of our Sisterhood. Unlike that perping tramp Alice, we know how to behave.
As planned, they arrive at the meeting an hour after it started, flash their IDs to the sgt-at-arms and tell her they are visiting with Soror The 411. She welcomes them and gestures to them to quietly find a seat in the back. The three of them do just that, so quietly in fact that Alice, as the presiding officer, does not even notice them, nor the boom box they are carrying.
Both LG and BSS notice something strange about Alice, but can't pinpoint it. The meeting is scheduled to run until 9:00 so LGG has arranged to call the Executive Director in Washington, DC at 8:30. As they sit and wait for the right time, BSS can't help but reflect on everything that went down between Alice and Doggy.
Damn, she thinks to herself,
even after all this time it still hurts for me to think about that slut being with my big hands/big feets man. I'd better stop thinking about it before I do something irrational. She forces herself to concentrate on the meeting and decides to call Doggy that night just to make sure his a$$ is home where he said he would be.