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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HoneyKiss walked into the club already gyrating her hips to the beat of B2K's BUMP BUMP BUMP. Her girlfriends had called her up tonight determined to get her out of the house. She had been laying on the couch snoozing and watching Thin Line Between Love and Hate for the hundredth time when TNXBUTTERFLY had called her.
**flashback**
*phone rings*
HK (sleep in her voice): Hello.
TNXBUTTERFLY: Wake yo punk boooooooty up!! Girl it is a FRIDAY NIGHT!! Get offa da couch and get dressed!! We are going out!
HK: Going out? For what?
MzSportsLuva(crunk voice): To tear da club up!!
HK: MzSportsLuva, I am toooooo tired.
MzSportsLuva: Well get you some Mountain Dew or something. Turn on your SHAKE WHAT YO MAMA GAVE YOU CD and get dressed.
Gina1201: We will be there in one hour. Don't put on work clothes. PUT on FEMALE MACK CLOTHES. Put on "Yo man is looking at me" gear.
TNX: Don't forget to brush your teeth!! 
***return to the present**
The ladies headed over to the bar to get their poison.
HK: Water please!!
MzSportsLuva: Bartender, keep your water and bring 2 pink panties.
Gina: Make that 3
TNX: Heck, make that 4.
The bartender, a male model moonlighting as a bartender, was glad to see some women who actually looked like women in the place. He was checking out HoneyKiss and wishing he could dance with her.
HoneyKiss peeped the bartender peeping at her and giggled. She began to enjoy herself even more. She was going to dance til she hurt herself or somebody up in the club tonight.
GC on the Lake was full tonight with almost everybody from GC. HoneyKiss spotted LibraSoul dancing with a tall looking brotha mighty close. The DJ began to play "Percolator" and HoneyKiss spied TooCute on the dance floor trying to learn how to do it after all of this time. HoneyKiss was doing her best suppressing her laughter at the sight of TooCute dancing. TooCute still liked to do the prep and the robot.
HoneyKiss was sipping on her drink contentedly when a man appeared behind her. She could feel his body heat from behind. Startled, she turned around. She looked into the most beautiful gray eyes that she had ever seen. They spoke using only their eyes and then headed to the dance floor.
HoneyKiss and Gray Eyes danced for the next two hours without taking a break or even talking. They had a good chemistry that made others stare at them. HoneyKiss was intrigued by this man of mystery who was FINE. She wanted to call Dr. DeltaQTE to tell her to put him in her "CAUSE YOU'RE MY BLACK BROTHA" book, but she could not tear herself away from him.
They were still dancing when Gray Eyes' phone rang. He answered it and said, "I'm on my way." He touched HoneyKiss on her waist. He bent over and kissed her on her mouth. She swooned. He turned and walked off the dance floor and out of the club.
HoneyKiss stood in the middle of the dance floor, not seeing anyone or hearing anything. She stared at the door that Mr. Gray Eyes had walked out of. She began to move to the door after him. She walked out of the door. She began to run, calling "MR. Gray Eyes!! Mr. Gray Eyes!!" She was so caught up in looking for him that she did not realize how badly it was raining outside. Her girls had followed her outside and encircled her with hugs as she stood in the rain crying.
Who is Mr. Gray Eyes? Where did he come from? Where did he leave and go? Will he come back for HoneyKiss? Will they ever see each other again? Does he have big hands and big feet?
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HoneyKiss walked into her home that night still damp from standing outside in the rain like Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption after he escaped from prison. She walked upstairs and put on some pajamas and blowdried her hair after rubbing some Kera Kare Silk ~n~Seal serum on her hair to keep it from frizzing.
It was 2:30 in the morning but she could not sleep. She could not get her mind off of those gray eyes. She was in love and all it took was 2 hours of dancing. She turned on the stereo and heard the opening lines of Earth Wind and Fire's "Would You Mind?" which was the first slow song she danced to with Mr. Gray Eyes. She began to cry again as she replayed him walking out of the club. She turned off the stereo and laid down on her bed holding her stuffed bear, Cappucino. She finally dozed off and dreamed of her dancing with Mr. Gray Eyes on a beach in the Caribbean, but he ran off again into the ocean and she followed him, but she drowned.
HoneyKiss woke from her dream soaked in her sweat. She sat on the side of the bed taking deep cleansing breaths when the phone rang. It was her sister, D.COM.
D.COM: Did I wake you?
HK1974: No, I just woke up from a bad dream.
D.COM: Do you want to talk about it?
HK1974: No, that's okay.
D.COM: Hey, I called you last night but you were not home.
HK1974: Oh, I went out last night with Gina and TNXButterfly to GC on the Lake. It seemed like everybody and their mother was up in that joint.
D.COM:
OUR mother wasn't there, was she?
HK1974: No, Candygirl was not there last night. Thank God. You know how she likes to do her old school chants during songs. Remember at her last birthday party when she was hooching and cooching up in the corner with Dog Dog Bang Bang. I was so embarrassed especially since Dog Dog Bang Bang is missing 90% of his teeth.
D.COM: Talking to him guarantees two things: facial showers and laughter.
HK1974: I met a man last night D.
D.COM: Aaaaaaaaaw soookie soookie now. Tell me tell me.
HK1974: Girl he is fine!!
D.COM: Smack yo mama fine.
HK1974: FINNER
than THAT!!
D.COM: OOOOOOOOOO chile, what's his name?
HK1974 (wails): I don't knoooooooooooow. He got a phone call and dipped out on me before I could ask.
D.COM: Maybe your breath was KUNG FOO FIGHTING and he couldn't take it anymore!!
HK1974: Nope, I kept doing my discreet Tic Tac move. You know turn my back and give him some booty action while I throw a Tic Tac in my mouth. . .
(CT4 laughs in the audience and writes that down for future reference
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D.COM: Heeeeeeeelllllllllll naw. Did Mama CandyGirl teach you that?
HK1974: Who else? You know our mama has ghetto all up in her. What other 49 year old woman you know carries a switchblade with her at all times?
D.COM: Well listen I wanted to call and see if you wanted to go shopping with me today. I still need to find a dress to wear to CT4's masquerade ball tonight. Did you ever find anything to wear?
HK1974: No I never did. I don't even want to go now.
D.COM: You are GOING! So get your funky booty up and get showered and be ready in one hour. I am not playing with you. You know my rule.
HK1974: Yes I know, 2 toots and then you keep rolling. I remember that time I had to run after your car for half a block. Skanky scallywag heffa.
D.COM: I tooted and I called you when I was 2 blocks away. You said you were ready, but you lied.
HK1974: I had to run down the street with my shoes in my hands because my toes were still drying.
D.COM: 60 minutes, time is ticking. . .
HK1974: Bye, drive SLOOOOOOOW.