Ick..I hate to admit this...
Okay, I'm at my boyfriend's 21st birthday party/major TKE party. Well, TKE209 has gotten pretty wasted beforehand (care of Firewater) we're sitting down in the living room and he's pointing everyone out and slurring out their name's to me. (we had dated only a few months) Needless to say, a not-to-lovely girl walked by when he VERY loudly announced, "See dat girl, her name is Dr.Teeth" Um..remember Dr.Teeth from the Muppets? Yeah.. Of course this was followed by him walking up to ppl and drunkly proclaiming, "This is my giiiiiiiirlfrieeeend" with him hanging onto my shoulders.
Now mine
I went to my best buds prom during my freshman year in college. Well, good old TKE209 buys me my stash of alcoholic beverages and we start drinking as soon as we hit the house that all and my buds are going to be staying at. Needless to say, there's a scumbag date somewhere..and it ended up being an old friend's of mine date. Well, I've already took some shot of tequila when the guys asks, "So baby, can those pants go any lower?" (I was wearing some low riding jammie pants) Of course, this is right in front of my easily-angered boyfriend. So, in my very feminine comeback I state while trying to introduce everyone to eachother I say, "See that guy *points to Dusty*, well, he's Dustin, I f^^k him." That ended the comments from him the rest of the night.