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Originally posted by MSSTCY1
A couple years ago, before I was a veteran drinker, I went out and got completely smashed. My friends carried me back to my dorm room and threw me on my bed. I immediately started puking into the trash can. My roomate told me to get up and go to the bathroom but I refused, I just put my head farther into the trash can and continued puking. They tried to take the trash can away from me ( thinking I would go and puke in the bathroom) but I refused to let go of it. When one of them tried again to pull it away from me, I yelled, "no, don't take my trash can, I love the trash can, I'm going to make love to the trash can, I'm going to have TRASH CAN BABIES."
To this day, everytime I get drunk, someone asks me if I want to go and make my trash can babies.
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Aw, man, that's hilarious! I almost snarfed my tea!