If I didn't get head while she was busy letting the red sea flow, I'd probably end it.
-Rudey
--The only sensitivity I know about comes from more expensive condoms.
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Originally posted by AXO Alum
TRUE TRUE TRUE!! Sex on your period is just more work IMO...thinking of clean-up and such - ugh! Guys need to know what NOT to say during these times...I remember once a long-gone ex said something along the lines of "well, since you aren't able to do that, why don't you just give me a treat..." -- yeah, he got a treat alright -- my foot straight up his.......
See men, this is the time where we look for sensitivity -- try this one "gee sweetheart -- I know that I couldn't possibly understand what you are going through, but I will be glad to sit here and rub your feet for an hour -- right after I get you a nice cup of hot tea" .....{still waiting after 9 years for Mr. AXO Alum to try this one...}
And since I hardly ever pop-in over here, I'll just go ahead and add in that yes I actually know women who think that ALL KINDS of sex (think about Slick Willy's definition of sex) are okay as long as you are "armed" with a trusty tampon....UGH...HACK HACK... yes I know I didn't need to go there.... HACK HACK... {think Ace Ventura when he is chewing all the gum at the end...}
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