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Originally posted by ladygreek
LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft settle into their seats on the plane with major attitudes.
Dayum Lady, can you believe they did the extra search on both of us and our luggage.
I know, I almost let the St. Louis in me come out, but I figured that would make it worse. At least we are on here. Now let's decide on our plan of action.
Did you talk to CT4 or Ideal08 last night asked BSS
Yeah, I talked to both of them, but neither one of them had heard anything about Alice except that she was living in Jamaica. But they were both surprised to hear that she was claiming to be a Delta.
Hmph Lady, not as surprised as she is going to be when we show up in her face. The 411 said their meeting was tomorrow night--right?
Yes, it is at 7:00pm. I think we should wait to show up at about 8:00. That way she will be right in the middle of it when we walk in.
That's cool. Well let's draw up this plan and then I need to get some sleep before we land. Doggy tried his best to keep me from catching this plane.
LadyGreek ^5s BSS and they begin to write down their agenda.
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LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft get off the plane and walk to the baggage carousel. They hear a quiet, discreet, but nonetheless distinct oo-oop. The 411 rushes over and she and Ladygreek embrace in a Delta hug.
411 it is so good to see you. It's been too long, but it looks like Jamaica has been good to you. This is BigSisterShaft. BSS, this is my mentee The 411.
Hey soror, nice to meet you. Now give me a hug, you know how we Deltas do it.
As they wait for their bags to arrive, LG and BSS fill 411 in on their plan.
Basically we are going to walk into the middle of the meeting. I have arranged for our executive director to be on standby. I am going to call her from my cell and have her tell the Vive President what she told us--there is not now and never has been an Alice DuBois or Alice Chaucey on our membership roll. Then we are going to sit back and see what happens.
You know what LG, I can do even better than that. says 411
I have an attachment to my boom box for a cell phone. We'll hook the phone up to the speakers and have it broadcast for everyone to hear.
My, my, my, I can see why LG calls you her mentee. You have learned well laughs BSS.
It's just that I can't wait to put her on blast exclaims 411
she has been acting really strange ever since she was elected president of the chapter six months ago.
I mean during the initiation last week, she acted as if she had no idea what she was doing, and at the neophyte that night she had no gifts for the new members, not even for her special.
It's as if she has morphed into another person. I mean I know she's a perp and all, but at least before she seemed credible. Now it's like she is totally clueless about everything except wearing 'nalia and throwing up the sign. Even her oo-oop sounds funny.
Well don't worry Sweetie. After tomorrow night her reign as a Delta will be over. Now take us to this fabulous house of yours so we can unpack and freshen up and then I am taking us all out to dinner.
But even as LG says this, she is starting to get an uneasy feeling that there is more to this than they bargained for.