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Originally posted by OneOneTwo
NoworNever is singing to herself in the shower, "NoworNever's got a man, at home... and he's so good to me."
NoworNever dries off and walks into her room. She drops the towel and looks at herself in the mirror. She turns on the radio and starts singing the song that happens to be on the air.
"Isn't she loooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeelllllly! Isn't she wonderful..."
NoworNever gets dressed and as she is fixing her hair the phone rings.
"Hey NoworNever," a masculine voice is heard on the other end.
"Duh, I'm the only one who lives here."
"I just wanted to see if we were still on for tonight?"
"Of course, are you still picking me up?"
"I'm closer than you think, I'll see you in a minute."
NoworNever hangs up the phone and she finishes getting herself together.
"To the movies, to the park, I'll have you home, before it's dark..."
I hope that man gets well NoworNever thinks to herself as three knocks are heard from her door, [i]music will never be the same without himt.
NoworNever goes to the door and looks out the peephole, she smiles, then she opens the door to see LegacyPBS waiting on the other side of the door.
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"Sup NoworNever," LegacyPBS says as she opens the door, "where would you like to go this evening?"
"Where do you want to take me?"
"I was hoping we could watch some movies and eat some popcorn and spend some time together... just the two of us."
"Boy, I don't have no popcorn, I thought you were going to take me to McDonalds."
"I'm tired of taking you to McDonalds, besides, I'm a Burger King man myself."
"You got that right, you are a Burger King."
They share a laugh as LegacyPBS steps in the door. As she closes, she sees Afro-Chic and SugarNSpice creeping at the door. NoworNever opens the door and steps out.
"Now that your nosey asses have seen my man, can you please leave us alone so we can have some privacy."
"Alright," SugarNSpice yells.
"Whoo-hoo. Go ahead with your Ronald McDonald man. Big hands and big feet it is."
SugarNSpice and Afro-Chic clap hands and run off before NoworNever can think to chase them. She shakes her head and goes back inside to entertain her guest.
"Now where was I... what kind of movies do you got."