[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
CrimsonTide4 was driving up the street in her Jaguar (it's a soap opera and I REFUSE to be poor) bobbing her head to In Da Club headed back to her four bedroom house. She was approaching the corner of AKA Ave. and Delta Blvd. when all of a sudden a person jumped in front of her car, she slammed on the brakes but was too late. She had hit someone.

She got out of her car and was PISSED at the damage to the hood of her JAG. She walked to the front of her car and saw a man lying on the ground, slightly bleeding. She went back to her car and grabbed her cell phone. As she was about to dial 911, she heard, "WAIT! I'm Okay, CT4!"

CT4 ran around to the front of her car and looked down at the man who was leaning up against her car. He had a hat on and it was pulled down over most of his face. All she could tell was that he was tall and a rich color brown with big hands and big feet.

"Can I help you up? Are you sure that you are okay?"
"Yeah, girl, help yo brotha up!"
"I'm sorry, but how do we know each other?"
"Help me up and it will come back to you!"
"Dude, you a pretty big boy and I done lost weight so I don't know."
"First, you hit me with your car and now you won't help me up?"
"Negro, you JAYWALKED!!!"
"You never could drive!"
"Da hell?!?!!? Da last person who clowned me on my driving was. . . "
"Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Baby, I'm back!!!" Mystery man/car accident victim took his hat off with a flourish and smiled up at CT4.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Here, let me help you up so I can hug you and then kick the CHIT out of you for leaving my girl!!"

CT4 helped up her long lost friend. True to her word, she hugged him and then kicked him straight in his knee cap. He laughed at her. She stuck her tongue out at him.

"Hey, can I crash at your spot for a couple of days til I figure out what I am going to do about Kelli."

"You know you are more than welcome to come over, but Kelli and her new man is supposed to come over tonight for dinner!"

"I saw her earlier with Rain Man at the library. I damn near went into cardiac arrest."

"Serves you right for walking out on my girl after you proposed. It was 2 weeks before your wedding. You just up and dipped on my girl like that."

"But CT4, I have only been gone for two years!"

"Yeah and I had to watch my girl cry for damn near 600 days, but on day 601 RAIN MAN started looking good to her and 129 days later they are riding the Love Train."

"I gotta get her back, but how??"

"You my boy for life. I introduced you two. I will help you get her back. Hell, Rain Man makes my head ache."

"I want her back and this time I am never letting her go!!"

"Come on, let me get you to the house before her and Rain Man roll up in the crib. But if you FUNK it up this time, you are azzzzzzzz out!! PADNA!!"



Will CT4 get the lovebirds back together? Who is the mystery man? What will Kelli think to see him again? Is it really true what they say about menses with big hands and big feets??!?!?!!?

CT4 pulled up to her 4 bedroom house with Mystery Man in awe.

MM: Gul, when did you get this? Last I remembered you had graduated from college and ate PB&J for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

CT4: Just like Black folks, you don't READ. I wrote a book and it BLEW UUUUUUUUP. I stayed in GC because it was home. I am working on my second book now.

MM: So what has Kelli been up to?

CT4: Well in between crying over your DISAPPEARING ACT, she got her masters in something with computers. Now she is CIO @ GC General Hospital. She is having her house built and from what I can tell, RAIN MAN is close to proposing to her. Oh and we both advise the GC chapter of DST.

MM: It will be a frosty day in hell with icicles and snow before KELLI marries Rain Man.

CT4: So what you gonna do about it, bruh?

MM: Imma remind her of her love for me.

CT4: How?

MM: I don't know.

CT4: Well you betta hurry up!

The doorbell rings and CT4 runs to answer it where she sees Kelli waiting on the doorstep with Rain Man. She hugs Kelli, but ignores Rain Man. She cannot wait until MM makes his appearance.

Kelli: Hey girl, is dinner ready?

CT4: No, I umm was occupied. I hit a man today and my mind was on that.

RM: Did you kill him?

CT4: No this was a big man with big hands and feets, he bounced right up.

Kelli: Was he cute girl?

CT4: Slap yo mama fine!!

Kelli: Did you get his number?

CT4: Nope. He told me his heart already belonged to a good woman. He said she was the only woman he had ever loved.

Kelli: DAyum. For real?

CT4: Yeah, he showed me like 6 pics of her and him in his wallet. You could hear the love for her in his voice.

Kelli (replied dreamily): Must be nice.

RM: I have a pic of you in my wallet.

Kelli: Uh huh. That's nice. . .

Kelli's mind was on HIM. DAMMIT!! She had not thought of him in a week and for some reason all day today she had not been able to shake him from her thoughts. Kelli looked over at Rain Man and sighed. He was such a poor second choice. She had to get rid of him soon. He had feelings that she didn't.