it was one of my sister's b-days, and she was coming back from the bar....the door swung open, she stumbled in, and i was like, "whoooooa, tiff.....", and while she's attempting to get up off the floor and trying to find whoever said "whoooooooa, tiff", she slurs, "nooo...but i only had one shot a que-tee-la!" i about DIED!!
i guess she forgot about those 800 beers...
