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The only story I can remember that isn't too gross to share in a public forum:
I'm the new chapter advisor witnessing this chapter's initiation party (mid 90's - WAY OUT OF CONTROL). My wife and I are both having a pretty good time, we've had a few beers, and we're buzzing fairly well. So, we are sitting alone in a brothers room and kissing. That's all.
I didn't really notice at the time, but, apparently, one of the newly initiated brothers had staggered by the door to the room we were in, several times. In his unbelievably inebrieated state, he goes to find the chapter president, and inform him of a brewing scandal, because the chapter advisor was upstairs "getting it on" with some random girl.
My wife and I are met in the room by the chapter president, what's left of his date, and several other hysterical brothers. They even laugh harder when they realize it isn't a random girl, but my wife. One brother laughed so hard he had to pull out the trashcan in the bedroom, and, uh....evacuate some of the excess alcohol.
And, at the same party, just about an hour later....
The prez and I are trying to have some sort of conversation, but we were both pretty blasted, so I don't remember any of the topics, but, as we are talking, we hear "woooo----hoooooooo" coming from the other side of a doorway that leads upstairs.
The woo-hoo came from a brother sprinting (stumbling is more accurate) down the stairs...he then bursts through the door, and, at full speed, greets the wall in the hallway with his nose - bursting it wide open....crimson red now all over his face.
He looks at us, then realizes his condition, but manages to stammer out something to the effect of "that was awesome, I didn't even feel it!"...We then mention it might be a good time for him to cool it and get some sleep (and Tylenol)...so, being a new brother, and wanting to impress us, he took our advice and passed out on the floor at our feet.
What a night.
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