You live in a Mansion.
You're married to Boris Kodjoe.
You drive a land rover.
Your car is the color white.
You live in the state DC.
Your honeymoon is cozumel.
Your occupation is a house wife.
You have this many kids: 3 (0 male; 3 female).
Lucky me! I get to stay home and take care of my girls. While my husband is off working, married and cheating on me with Afro chic in PA and CT4 in GA. No wonder I have a hard time reaching him.