You live in a Shack.
You're married to Ashton Kutcher.
You drive a Navigator.
Your car is the color Pink.
You live in the state Mississippi.
Your honeymoon is Hawaii.
Your occupation is a Stripper.
You have this many kids: 2 (2 male; 0 female).
Ok so even though I will be living in a shack, it will be a shack that I share with hot stuff ASHTON KUTCHER. And yea so I'm a stripper in Mississippi, but hey, at least I am going to Hawaii for my honeymoon!
