I was being flashed by cleavage and a barely covered ass at
www.theonion.com the other day promoting "The Real Cancun." If I wanted to see that I'd buy a Maxim or turn on MTV.
However, my friend is forcing me to see Malibu's Most Wanted today even though I wanted to see "The Quiet American" with tasty Brendan Frasier. This is the same friend that wouldn't see "The Pianist" with me as she said "it was too depressing" yet she is a History major. We all know history is a highly uplifting subject ha.