So I have the strangest dream this morning. . .With commentary
This guy I am working with at a job that I don't have tells me he is going to flirt with and steal my dream girlfriend . . . (there isn't one in RL).
Ok, my girlfriend shows up to my work with like a complete meal and I tell her she is way too nice and she tells me that I should ask her to do more things for me (Like any girl says
that 
)
Ok a couple rolls into the place, but it turns out they are three hours early and I am miffed because I am trying to talk to this girl . . . But I help them anyway.
The couple gets into a fight and the girl runs off . . . somehow or another she has lighter fluid and starts fires in the bushes around some of the houses.
I am trying to calm her down and put out the fires at the same time . . . although my temptation was to just let them burn.
After I put the fires out I go back to work . . . the couple is already gone from my world view and dream memory.
Now my girlfriend is there only she has been reborn completely. She now has short blonde hair and blue eyes with a fair complexion, whereas seconds before she was Olive skinned with long dark hair and brown eyes . . .
Now in the dream I really like this girl. I tell her about my evil co-worker's plot to flirt with her and steal her away . . . so what does she do?
She goes into the back room and starts talking to him! You girls are amazing, even in a man's unconscious you are unpredictable and confusing lol.
So I go back and it turns out my co-worker is Adam Sandler! Not as Adam Sandler but an identical twin . . . And she is just chatting away with him.
And I am standing outside feeling like a high school student again not knowing if I was coming or going lol. Disturbing frustrated feeling. (James shivers)
Then I woke with a start because I realized that I hadn't set my alarm clock (truth) . . .
I wonder what the hell was in that mixed drink?
Just thought I would give you a chuckle and share.
It does suck that an Adam Sandler clone stole my girl . . .