[kstar]

DON'T get up and answer the door when one of your fraternity brothers is knocking.

DO remember to leave a tie, a rubber band, a towel, write it on the door, whatever, because your drunk azz roomate isn't gonna know, and that ruins the mood, really fast.

DO shut your blinds and windows, I'm loud, and the party in the coutyard doesn't want to see OR hear us.

DO think about the fact that I weigh less and am considerably shorter than you.

DO have silken rope, or scarves, regular cotton rope leaves burns.

DON'T scratch me up, unless I can do the same to you, battle wounds are only cool if they come in pairs.

DO remember a blanket if you want to go at it on the roof or the grass.

DON'T give me a hickey. Unless your name is Kenicky, and then it's like a Hallmark Card.

DO not expect me to Kama Sutra you the first time, that requires mutual cohesiveness that comes with fully trusting oyur partner. Plus, if I'm drunk that can lead to trips to the ER, remember, I'm little.

DO kiss me after I go down on you. If you can't do that, you have no business coming in my mouth.

DON'T always expect me to swallow. Sometimes the taste is NOT what we're wanting.

Finally, sometimes, we just WANT a minute man.