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Wow, you covered a lot of them, but let me see if I can come up with some more...
8.) No one looks good in colored leather pants. No one.
9.) Tapered trousers are the devil's tool. Why wear something that deliberately accents your thighs?
10.) Toes, when exposed to the world, should either be completely painted (i.e. no chips) or completely bare.
11.) Ladies, if you're well-endowed, don't be afraid to show a little cleavage. Do be afraid of wearing a turtleneck - it'll just make you look fat.
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