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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Afrochic, Sugar_N_Spice, and SevenOhTwo stand in a circle amazed that NoworNever passed out. As they stood there watching, SevenOhTwo's sister EightOhEight came up to hug her brother. She looked down at NoworNever.
808: Ain't one of yall gonna help her up? What happened to her?
702: Man, I don't know, Baby Sis. She looked at me and just passed out. You know that NO WOMAN can resist the ICE COLD magnetism of an ALPHA man.
808: You have been an Alpha man for like 7 minutes and now you wanna talk mad junk. Before you were an Alpha man, you could not buy a date.
702: You think so?
808: I know so. You have been sweating Gina1201 for 2 1/2 years. I don't see her up here now sweating you.
702: Man, I don't know where Gina was. I was really hoping she would have been here tonight. I have been writing her poetry once a week for the past two years.
Afrochic: You have got to be kidding me. You are WHIPPED.
702: Man soon I am going to get my chance to whip it on GINA. That SWEET SEXY THAAAAAAAANG GINA.
While they stood there talking, NoworNever lay there faking her fainting to gather this info on 702. She decided it was time to "wake up." She tentatively sat up, "Where. where am I?"
Afrochic: Girl you fell the hell out.
NorN: Afrochic don't try to clown with that lopsided afro of yours. **singing** You need to pick yo afro Daddyyyyyyyy cuz it's flat on one side.
The group laughed as they helped NoworNever up off of the ground.
NorN: I am headed back to the dorm. I have stuff to do.
S_N_S: But there is a party up at the center in an hour.
NorN: I said I have stuff to do. I will try to roll through later.
S_N_S: What are you going to be doing? Or is it WHO?
NorN: Mind yo business. I have . . . .
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NoworNever is singing to herself in the shower, "NoworNever's got a man, at home... and he's so good to me."
NoworNever dries off and walks into her room. She drops the towel and looks at herself in the mirror. She turns on the radio and starts singing the song that happens to be on the air.
"Isn't she loooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeelllllly! Isn't she wonderful..."
NoworNever gets dressed and as she is fixing her hair the phone rings.
"Hey NoworNever," a masculine voice is heard on the other end.
"Duh, I'm the only one who lives here."
"I just wanted to see if we were still on for tonight?"
"Of course, are you still picking me up?"
"I'm closer than you think, I'll see you in a minute."
NoworNever hangs up the phone and she finishes getting herself together.
"To the movies, to the park, I'll have you home, before it's dark..."
I hope that man gets well NoworNever thinks to herself as three knocks are heard from her door, [i]music will never be the same without himt.
NoworNever goes to the door and looks out the peephole, she smiles, then she opens the door to see LegacyPBS waiting on the other side of the door.