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Originally posted by AXJules
Here's another one: Only 37% of women can come from intercourse. Do NOT act like I'm in the minority if I don't.
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AMEN to that!
Do: try some more foreplay-I like that and want more!!!
Do: pay attention to the girls-I know they are small but they don't have to be neglected and you said you liked them so pay attention to them!!!
Don't think I am a previous gymnast and try to contort me into weird positions-I am old and I don't bend that way-if you insist upon it then I will have to do some stretching prior to sex
Don't ever let me have sex on the carpet again-damn rugburns-ouch!!!!!
Do: cuddle afterwards-I like that
Don't use fingers and tongue down there-just your tongue will do