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Such a good thread...
Here's some more...
Do call me up for some afternoon sex
Don't push my head if I'm going down on you because I AM one of those people who gags easily...and no it won't be pretty if I happen to gag because someone would definitely get hurt and it won't be me
Do compliment me and tell me I look good!
Don't rip off my favorite thong and tear it in the heat of the moment... that just pisses me off
Do softly kiss my neck
Don't invite me over, start fooling around, and then not have any condoms
Do bring food into the bedroom to spice things up
Don't make a mess though, i.e. chocolate syrup can get messy and sticky
Do have tissues next to the bed, unless you really want me to use that shirt lying on the floor
Don't suck on my toes... ewww
Do give me full body massages
Don't stick your tounge in my ear OR bite my earring off
Do burn candles or put on a slow song to set the mood, like U2's "With or Without You"
Don't roll over and go to bed if I can go for another round
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