Okay, so procrastinating is what I do best, and I found this website that has memorable GH quotes. Here are some good ones...
"...she's the human equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard."-
Alexis (about Carly)
"What's up with the Wicked Witch of the Weird?"-Gia (about Helena)
"...where are your manners? You weren't raised in a barn, although you should have been."-Helena Cassadine (to Stefan)
"I didn't mean to lie to you... I just hadn't told you the truth yet."-
Carly
"I have the most annoying buzz in my ear. Is it a gnat? Oh...it's you."-Helena (to Alexis)
"Every single moment of our lives, whether born of joy or pain, has the potential for grace realized."-Mary Mae Ward
"When did forever end?"-Luke (to Laura about their marriage and divorce)
"A man walks into a restaurant to eat. A woman walks into a
restaurant to talk a lot."- Sonny to Alexis
"Were your parents by any chance drunk when they named you?"-Jax to V
"I'm rich! I don't have to be kind."-Monica Q to Rae
"Go to hell. Don't you own it?"-Tony Jones to Helena Cassidine
"I don't need to pay you for that abuse. I get it free from my
family."-A.J. Quartermaine
"I have lost faith in mankind, with an emphasis on "man."-Alexis
"This is a high crime area, and I plan on stealing someone's heart tonight."-Ned Ashton
"Love can be a serious mental disorder."-Dr. Tony Jones
"Being true to someone you love is like being true to yourself."-Elizabeth Webber
"Even the most artful schemer can be reformed by the love of a good man."-Lucy Coe
"Behind every great man is a ticked-off woman who hates him."- Ned
"Mommy doesn't want us anymore. She has a boyfriend."-Maxie Jones
"It's hard letting go of something you didn't know you were hoping for."-Jason to Carly
"When I dress for dinner it means I put on underwear."-Luke Spencer
"Trust is the main ingredient that holds people together when
life is pushing them apart."-Bobbie Spencer
"If I was in charge of how people talk, everybody would just shut up. "-Jason Morgan
"Are you going to go by airplane or are you just sticking to your broom?"-Monica to Heather Webber
"Living without you is like living without a part of myself."-Laura to Luke
"I suggest the fish - has lots of bones in it, hopefully you'll choke to death."-Monica to Susan Moore
"Where are you from, dear? I can see that English isn't your first language."-Tracy Q to Lois
"Yes, my children can be quite a handful. You better hope you don't run into one of them in a dark alley some night."-Monica
"All woman have crushes on their doctors, that's why we went to medical school."-Alan
"Isn't it comforting to know a man doesn't have to deserve you, in order for you to love him?"-Lila (to Edward)
"I refuse to learn a language that doesn't have a word for 'beer nut'."-Mac Scorpio
"I've married a bat!"-Jax
Okay, it's confirmed... I am the biggest procrastinator of all time.
