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Well she's back, Monica Lewinsky, and she's in rare form. Girlfriend finally got rid of those knee pads and is currently engaged in head to head combat with none other than Anna Nicole (Trailer Park) Smith. Yes, that's right! Reportedly Monica Lewinsky just landed a new TV. reality series on FOX called, "Mr. Personality," which is set to air on April 21st 2003. This fact alone further confirms American TV. is spinning out of control.
Reportedly things are looking up for A-List actress "Vivica A. Fox," who ironically dropped to the B-List only months ago (and "B" standing for bankruptcy), following a very private, but nasty divorce from would be rapper "69." Word is girlfriend just landed a deal to revamp, produce and star in Showtime's version of "Get Christy Love," a vintage lady detective series. Sources say the little known fact is that singer, "Whitney Houston," was originally cast for the role, but executives quickly changed gears midstream after they collectively realized Whitney may only weigh 50-pounds when it came time to shoot the series.
Insiders say singer, "Brian McKnight," is on pins and needles as the real truth behind why his wife ended their 13-year marriage fiasco. Reportedly girlfriend been running her mouth and it's been alleged she suggested her marriage has been over for years. Allegedly she just couldn't play hose anymore. Just tired of the reported physical abuse, mental abuse and lonely nights, while Brian travels the country singing love songs that support family values and as soon as the clock strikes twelve, his old azz on a booty call. Brian McKnight's new album is called "U-Turn," which is funny, 'cause that's exactly what I plan to do, make a "U-Turn" as soon as I get to the cash register. I don't support abuse!
Sources say musical genius, "Missy Elliott," has worked her production magic once again and singer, "Monica," is reaping the benefits. "So Gone" is the 3rd single being released from Monica's forthcoming junior album. In fact, this album has actually been pushed back more times than Tonya Blount's album which is almost impossible. The single is set to drop on March 31st 2003, even though I don't know a soul who is checkin' for Monica. I've never heard of any artist having 3 singles out before the album is released. So, I need ya'll to remember that 'cause I promise you you'll never hear of this album again.
Singer, "R.Kelly," is back in the news and is due back in court on April 11th 2003. Meanwhile Chicago police continue to investigate a sexual abuse complaint filed against the singer by a 24-year old hair stylist. The woman claims R.Kelly exposed himself to her, pulled her hair and spat in her face because she laughed. This allegedly occurred while visiting his Chicago Trax recording studio. Yeah, he's a douche bag! If sentenced he'll be serving time in what they call the Sexual Predators Unit and rightly so.
Sources say singer, "Adina Howard," is making an unexpected comeback. In case you didn't know, before there was Lil' Kim or Khia, there was Adina (Freak Momma O-R-I-G-I-N-A-L baby). Her multiplatinum #1 single "Freak like Me" sold a whopping 2-million units worldwide. Can she do it again? We'll just have to wait and see, as her new album "Ride Again: 7/2" is scheduled to drop on July 2nd 2003. So this summer is going to be hot in more ways than one. But Adina got a lot of work to do 'cause Lil' Kim has given freak a whole new definition.
Well for those of you, who thought it was a wrap for Patti LaBelle's career, think again. Reportedly she was just picked up by Def Jam and peep this….There's a Patti and 50-Cent collaboration on the way. Many fans believe this whole 50-Cent phenomena is getting way out of hand. Critics find it hard to believe rapper 50-Cent is so hot that he can actually revive Patti LaBelle's career with just one single. Let's face it, his monkey azz got the heat!
In closing news, insiders say, "Jennifer Lopez" almost had a $1.5 million dollar disaster while dining at an upscale Hollywood eatery. Reportedly J-Lo took a bathroom break and inadvertently knocked her 6-caret pink diamond ring down the sink while washing her hands. Eye witnesses say she was horrified, as she'd ironically lost her former husband's (Criss Judd) ring down the sink as well. Reliving this nightmare twice and having to tell Ben Affleck she goofed again was unbearable. Needless to say restaurant workers recovered the ring and were given a $110.00 tip (cheap azz). It couldn't have been me, because that ring would have never come off my finger in the first place and if so, I would have torn that damn sink apart myself.