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Old 04-21-2003, 01:20 PM
1savvydiva 1savvydiva is offline
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I am so mad right now...it is beyond words!!!

I wanna pimp slap the contractors for my apt community...
WHY did this MOFO back DEAD into my car!!!!
WHY (sometimes I think I have ESP or something) was I sleep, and I heard this *thump* and I jumped up and went to the window, already knowing someone had hit my car? THEN as I get to the window, he hits it again!!!! I don't have any clothes on (decent ones anyway) so I throw on my hot-arse terrycloth robe and go running outside barefoot. Why did he claim that he only hit it once...I said I HEARD you hit it once then I SAW you hit it again!!!! Why is he the luckiest man on earth that my car wasn't seriously damaged? Why would I have flashed the whole parking lot if my car was hurt bad? Why is there a scratch and a little dent on the car and I am pointing to it and he acts like he didn't see it? My ex lives across the street and he said he was sweeping his kitchen and had the side door open and heard me fussing at the man in the parking lot? Why did he come running over like I was a damsel in distress? Why.... "I GOT THIS...I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!" So why did the guy start talking to Patrick like Patrick was gonna beat him up or something! LOL...He was like "I'm sorry man, I told your lady i didn't see the car...and and I tol her that I only hit it once sir, and I'll leave me name and number....blah blah" HEY..."TALK TO ME...I MAKE THE PAYMENTS ON THIS HERE!" Ya'll I had to come in the house I was so mad! Patrick was laughing saying he never saw me that upset...Yeah Okay! I tell you...and now I won't be able to go back to sleep...Jackarse!