- I don't bleed once a month
- peeing standing up is great
- we are studs not ho's
- I don't have to worry about getting pregnant
- don't have to worry about being sexually assulted unless I end up in prison
- we can go topless in public without getting arrested
- don't have to shave legs or armpits
- no matter how much girls bitch about how guys suck they still love us
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