[mrblonde]

- we arent expected to care about anything except the playoffs
- if necessary, we can be dressed and ready for a formal outing and look awesome in half an hour
- not all of us have back hair
- the ability to fake knowledge on any subject from cars to trivia
- two words: facial hair
- often, women are attacted to us for no discernable reason
- we enjoy a deep sense of self satisfaction and feel like Superman when we get stuff off the top shelf for women
- peeing standing up is even cooler than it sounds
- girls nights outs are fun...guys nights out are often the stuff of legends