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Just thinking back right now, I hang my head in shame, but not really. Lemme 'splain..
You can't be fashionable when you are obese, so I just had to wear what fit.
Saying that, I went to Catholic school for all 12 years of school before college, so I didn't have to worry so much about fashion trends until college, and that's when the isht hit the fan... Let's see....
1) I wore MC Hammer Pants....my mother and I wore matching MC Hammer pants....and ladies and gents, they were HOMEMADE! I MADE THEM IN HOME EC!!! AND THEY WERE MAROON PAISLEY!!! LMAO, b/c I thought I looked HOT!
2) My mom did my hair until 10h grade. I didn't know how! I wore banana clips...with a JERRY CURL!! I then moved on to the more "chic" Wave Nouveau, which I had UNTIL 5 years ago!!!!!!!! *I think I'm going to faint*
3) I wore the big, FAKE GOLD door knocker earrings. Who the hell did I think I was or want to be?? Salt -N- Pepa?? Lord, help me...
4) I wore these thick glasses with black frames and a straight mother of pearl band across the front....ICK!
5) I colored my hair strawberry blonde for two years in college
6) I used to want to be a witch (I know, don't ask) and I had this big, mother of pearl (hmm, I'm noticing a trend) and maroon triangle shaped medallion which suspended from a thick fake gold rope. I used to go around saying it was .....a talisman...OH MY HELL!
7) I once had 11 piercings total in my ears. 6 in one, 5 in the other. I thought I was the isht....I now only have three. 2 in one, 1 in the other...
I still need fashion help some days...My biggest faux pas is wearing shoes where the black is worn away from the heels, and I just keep forgetting to just color them in. The shoes are still wearable, and I'm a bit broke. I don't have easy to shop for feet, so shoes can be sort of expensive...
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