Kitso decides that no crush of his is gonna be sold into sex slavery. He gives cutiepie an excuse, "uh, i gotta go home and wash....my truck" and jumps into his truck and speeds for the Mexican border. On the way he stops to pick up Kevlar and is like, "bud, i need some help rescuing some sweet southern belles from the clutches of an evil drug lord" Kevlar replies with, "Mount up!'

They reach Matamoras by dawn, and by showing every person they come across a picture of Diva, they are able to track down Diva and ilovemyglo's whereabouts. Pumped up on adrenaline to rescue his girl and about 4 shots of Cuervo, Kitso busts in the door to a run down bar with a crowbar, Kevlar stands behind him brandishing a Louisville Slugger.

"Hey you dirty bastards, you will die like dogs if Diva and ilovemyglo aren't returned unharmed." Kevlar yells.

Diva and ilovemyglo come running out from the back of the garage, and the foursome back their way out of the bar, Kitso stopping on the way to hoist up a keg of Corona.

"Vaya con Dios, bitches" he yells, as they jump into his truck and speed for the border. They dont' stop until they reach the friendly confines of San Antonio, and in front of the Alamo AlphaGamDiva turns to Kitso and says.....