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Originally posted by OneOneTwo
Dedicated1 makes her move towards Luda and motions for him to come on the bed.
"Come on, Luda," we are going to have so much fun.
"Naw, that's alright. I'm celibate."
"Sella-what."
"CelIbate." Luda says walking to the door. "I don't have sex."
Dedicated1's eyes get real big and bulge like they are going to fall from her face. Her mouth drops as she can't hide the shock from her face.
"But if you want to have one, you can go to my homeboy's room down the hall." Luda opens the door and shows Dedicated1 the way out.
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Luda picks up the phone to call his girl, 1savvydiva (@ Dedicated1=
) "Hey baby where are you?"
1savvy, "I am extremely busy right now...some trick stole my cousins new green Manolo's, the hospital caught on fire, and someone has sedated my girl! I am on my way back to the hospital to get her checked out. I have a bone to pick with you anyway..."
Luda, "What?"
1savvy, "Pushing up on some girl in the club, the SAME girl who stole my cousin STEELTRAPs shoes...WTF is wrong with you? I thought you loved me?"
Luda, "You know I do...that's just business baby, who am I on the phone with? I thought you said that you could handle it? You know that I am saving myself for you...that is if you can handle all of this that comes with it...can you?"
1savvy, "Well, yes Luda...I just..."
Luda, "Good, because I have something to ask you...can you come by when you get through at the hospital?"
1savvy, "Yeah, I guess so"
Luda, "Okay, and tell Steeltrap I will buy her not only a pair of
green Manolo Blahnik's I will buy her another pair of
salmon pink Manolo's just for her trouble!"
1savvy, "Oh baby...you are so sweet!!"
Luda, "I know...I'll see you later?"
1savvy, "Yes baby...Love you!"
Luda goes to his suitcase and pulls out the plain blue box that holds the flawless platinum engagement ring..."I love you too baby..."